Quality Fan Art – Lynx Apollo Posters

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When we asked our fans to create some posters for the walls at Lynx HQ, we didn’t really know what to expect. When you ask a group of 1.2 million guys and girls you’re bound to get a bit of a mix of skills and resources, and final poster quality. We shouldn’t have worried though.

Offerings ranged from this genius 2-part entry (with the perfect explanation, see the comment thread)

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To these:

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And even this from-scratch comic strip by @PringleMonsters re-creating our ‘Nothing Beats an Astronaut’ ads.

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We’ve been blown away by the quality of this stuff – check out the whole collection here, and if you want to get involved you can download our logos and an astronaut image on this link: (PSD)

 

 

STEAK MAKER

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Undeniably, the king of the dinner table. Every guy should know how to cook up a decent steak, but in case you don’t (or just need a helpful reminder)  this is how to cook up the perfect steak to impress that girl…

Step 1 – buy steak

I know, pretty obvious right? Thing is, cooking a great steak starts with buying a great piece of beef. If the budget allows, fork out for a fillet steak – this is the best cut, and ideally you’re looking for one about 4cm thick. You can usually save a bit of cash by going to the meat counter rather than getting a pre-packed, and this normally means a fresher bit of meat as well.

Step 2 – the build-up

A couple of hours before you start cooking, bring the steak out of the fridge and let it come up to room temperature. This gives you a more even cook when it comes to frying time.

Step 3 – seasoning

Grab a paper towel and gently pat down the surface of the meat (don’t try toilet roll, it’ll just fall apart on the meat and then cook up a charred, papery taste – not ideal.) Whack a bit of black pepper on the steak, then push it gently into the surface of the meat so that it sticks.

Step 4 – the options

Your well-seasoned, room-temperature steak is ready for the pan. You now have a few options

  • RARE – the connoisseur’s choice, a rare steak should be soft and juicy. Some blood should still be visible when you press down on the surface. Cooking time: 2 minutes each side.
  • MEDIUM – the cautious option, a medium steak should be evenly cooked all the way through, with no blood visible when cut. Cooking time: 4 minutes each side.
  • WELL DONE – a waste of good meat, if you ask us, but it takes all kinds… A steak that’s cooked to this level is firm and brown all the way through, you’re looking at a cooking time of around 6+ minutes each side.

Step 5 – cook that steak

Make sure you’ve got a decent frying pan on a high heat, the steak should sizzle as soon as it hits the pan. Cook for 90 seconds on each side, pressing down on the meat with a spatula (or whatever you can find that’s close. For most of us that’s a fork) until both sides are browned. Then turn the heat down to medium, add a bit of butter and keep turning the steak over about every minute until you hit the desired RARE / MEDIUM / WELL DONE level

Step 6 – rest

The steak, not you. Take the meat out of the pan and leave it for 3-5 minutes to let the juices settle. Get some fresh salad or something on the plate, give it a nice backdrop (you won’t eat it, let’s face it, but it’ll look nice) and arrange the steak like you’re Marco Whatsisname, tea towel over the arm and everything.

Congratulations, you’ve just cooked the perfect steak.

Pocket Mistletoe

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You just about catch the doorbell over the cheesy Christmas tunes that are blasting out of the kitchen. No-one else looks like they’re moving, so you head off to the front door to welcome your new guests, wearing a Christmas hat and a slightly-intoxicated smile, and there she is. The girl you’ve fancied all year, stood there dressed as Mrs Santa. Well, mostly dressed. She follows your eyes and looks down at her costume.

“And I see *you’re* dressed as Mr Santa…” She says with a smile, “Got any mistletoe?”

Make sure the answer is ‘yes’ this Christmas

The island, the bonfire and one last big bash

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The following morning, a couple of South American winners pat us on the back; “you UK guys are crazy, you party hard!” One of them is rocking a vest with a Union Jack on it, no joke.

We’re sat on a boat heading out to a private island, eating watermelon and remembering some of the more outrageous moments from last night. Erik is struggling with the choppy waves and he’s not the only one huddled in a corner with a towel over his head. The tiny island appears on the horizon and it looks exactly like our Facebook cover image, with palm trees, a long white stretch of sand and, right now, a generous sprinkling of waving Lynx girls.

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We pile onto the island and it’s shirts off, a bit of football on the sand (Brits vs Rest of World – we won) and within 20 minutes we’re all looking pretty burnt, even through some factor 30. Luckily food has just arrived; not many takers for the fish heads but everything else goes down a treat, and then we’re in the sea with the girls and all competing to get the most outrageously cheesy photo.

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We don’t want to leave this unBelizeable island behind, but we’re all geared up for tonight – it’s our last night on the island and we’re planning a big one. A quick change and liberal application of aftersun and we’re down at the bar teaching the other guys and girls how to play Ring of Fire. Our Belgian winner, Britt, is suspiciously good at being Question Master and after a few rounds of drinks we head off to watch the fire display, where a tribal-tattooed Belizean does his best to singe all our eyebrows.

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The Lynx girls are dancing around the bonfire in grass skirts and some traditional Belizean facepaint, DJ Freddy is doing an amazing job on the tunes and at the end of our final party we get a perfect round-up for the trip – pairing off to light lanterns and send them away over the ocean. As we watch them float away we all reminisce about our favourite moments and a couple of guys blag a cosy-up with a Lynx girl. We’re all agreed; it’s been one hell of a trip.

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Chaos comes to Paradise: Part 2

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It’s Day Two on Lynx Chaos Island and we’re in the jungle – playing around in treetops on the much-touted ‘longest zip-line in Belize’. How long, you say? Well, just one of our 8 zip-line routes is 2,300 feet. That’s about half a mile, spent travelling at a pretty reasonable 40mph. The girls show surprising stamina, managing to scream at the top of their lungs almost all the way down.

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The jungle is hot and one of the UK guys, Jack, has a question for the guide about local fauna – turns out this particular jungle is home to 63 different species of snake. He doesn’t find this news reassuring. A couple of hours later and we make it out of the jungle alive, with the bugs (of which there are many) the only things snacking on us.

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Back at the resort and tonight’s pool party night – the DJ was flown in to provide the tunes, and the bar is stocked with exotic-looking cocktails. Bikini-clad Lynx girls take to the dancefloor early and everyone else follows suit, glowsticks in hand. Two 8-foot-tall dancers provide extra encouragement, covered in blindingly-bright fluorescent lights, and it takes all of ten minutes for the first guys (two Brits, obviously – good on you Ryan and Nathan) to end up in the pool – where a Lynx girl is trying and failing to keep her balance in a zorbing ball stacked with glowsticks. This is no ordinary pool party.

Sometime around midnight the party descends into chaos and pretty much everyone is in the pool, a fair few of them fully clothed. Lynx girls sweep by on inflatables and the huge water pistols have been repurposed so that they’re now full of rum cocktails. The music eventually stops pretty late, perhaps 3AM, and the Lynx girls wave the last few stragglers off to bed. We all know we won’t see a party like this again for a long time.

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Chaos comes to Paradise: Part 1

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The boat turns slowly as it pulls up to the jetty and a welcome party made up of 20 stunning Lynx girls hoves into view. A few cheers from the crew as the first UK winner hops off the boat, slips a bit and is caught by Kate Beckinsale’s hotter sister, who smiles as she hands him a drink topped with an entire fruit salad. From here, the trip starts to get interesting…

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Having never heard of water trampolining, this sounded like the ideal first stop. Turns out it’s a big inflatable landing mat, and one person sits on the end to catapult another into the sea. Our first UK winner, James [Nelson], is the architect of a particularly impressive front flip from one of the girls, and then we’re off to the water slide down the beach and into the sea. As we arrive, the girls are just getting involved and spend a good couple of minutes soaping themselves, each other, and a few of us before we career down the mat and into the water. It’s a lot of fun.

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Into the evening and the plan is for a relaxed, easy night to kick off. The UK guys have other ideas though, grabbing three drinks each as the bar’s closing to take the party into one of the rooms, where it’s eventually shut down after an hour or so by security. A quick dip in one of the pools to finish the night, and we head to bed to sleep off our jet-lag. Can’t wait for Day 2…

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When a good night ends in martial arts – Lynx Top Tips

We’ve all been there; you’re out with your mates, you have a great night, you get the girls back to yours and then you accidentally kick them full in the face.

This is obviously not the ideal way to end your otherwise successful night. Here’s how we’d have done it:

1. Whack on some more tunes, make sure they stay awake and cut back on the banter – by that time of night you’re probably knackered and your chat will be below-par.

2. Make sure your house/flat/room is clear of stuff – charge up the stairs before the girls get there and kick the last two days’ pants under the bed as a quick fix.

3. Make sure the place smells good – there’s no bigger turn-off than a bedroom that hums (no surprise, Lynx is your friend here).

4. In this case, remove chairs from your room. There are two girls in there, and they both want to sit down after a big night out. If there are no chairs in your room, there’s only one place they can both sit…

5. Final point: don’t – and this is probably the most important one – DON’T drunkenly Jackie Chan them in the face.

What did we miss?

Love Stats from Lynx – The Lynx Valentine’s Day Infographic

Valentine’s isn’t just about chocolate boxes and roses – it’s more than that! We know it’s a nail-biting day of will she or won’t she, lovers and losers, the worry of trying to outshine her last boyfriend and a sprinkling of why doesn’t anyone love me panic.

In the midst of this, we needed some cold hard facts about the whole Valentine’s Day experience. Are text messages really an appropriate way to say “i luv u”? Is your gift-buying always a last minute rush? Does a DIY gift really do it for you?

So who better to ask than our Facebook fans! Check out the results below!

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Lynx Effect Band Of The Week #29: The Black Keys

These guys have been around for donkeys years now but just about seem to be getting the mainstream success that they deserve over here in the UK. Latest single, Lonely Boy is a bluesy stomp that you can jive to like there’s no tomorrow.

Why women will like them:

They look cool and they’re rock and roll in the same way that Kings of Leon used to be before they started wearing Prada and making weird music videos of them playing football in Africa.

Why we will like them:

They’ve got a convincingly bluesy whisky tinged drawl that you wish that you had, as well as having enough catchy blues licks to clean a plate.

Lynx Effect line to drop in conversation:

“Black Keys you say? Yeah I’ve been listening to them for a while now, since their first EP that they recorded on a busted up four track. Speaking of key’s I’ve left mine at home… can I stay with you tonight?”

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